Litlgrey's Random Thoughts...

I get a huge outlook on life by using my exalted LuxuriaGOOBLA roots to post almost daily at the "Speak In Engrish" message board at http//engrish.com - the site devoted to broken english in Japanese signage and fashions and such.

Engrish has its own community but the dialect takes about five minutes to get used to... on a good day.

For example, if one was to tell you as follows...

OH! To drinkei topmost of martinis of a drei, is of a goodeing! Is fullmost of a wellhoods for souchlei drinked!

You would understand that ebullience is being therewithin expressed for a dry martini.

The Engrish online store has... THINGS to sell. They are also topmost of a goodeing.

Haiku's yet!!

Lignite Gristle
Lobster poo for lifelong tissue
Unsexy lower back pain

Egads! Has Kjell discovered this yet?

JOY upon!

I have probably mentioned the Engrish message boards to him.

Today's head page of the Engrish site has a picture of a product that YOU HAVE TO SEE TO BOTH BELIEVE AND DISBELIEVE SIMULTANEOUSLY.

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

I liked this one.
KK

KaHOOOOna, you're being about ten percent unfair. Miss AmeriKKKA is chosen from fifty finalists who then are whittled down to semi-finalists and finally to four finalists.
In the same way, the AmeriKKKan primaries select the final two candidates. For example, a field of nine hopelessly outmatched Democrats are now vying for the Democratic Presidential nomination. In the end, only one of those nine will be selected to represent the complete miserable failure of his party to unseat our unelected fascist son of a botch.

there are 67 guests and 12 members on at this moment . i AM THE ONLY ONE IN THE CHAT. ciao

Oh. thinking is too slow. I want a helicopter. I need a Flash-zipper. Random spam all across the universe go bunkers in the goobladung. And most of all- I CANT LISTEN. I have every fucking plug-in fucking like hellfire but I get ERROR-messages in abundance. This a nix-agree-situation. ME IS TOXICALLY DUNGFROBISHED. Send lifesupport to alinge @kyss.se. My brain-content keeps cracking up. And then I turn around and walk across the wrecked , acrid-smelling law office and out into the schtockholm schtreets where steel-bums receive no applause .Yuk. Bongo-Bulge!!!

... I MUCH prefer the chat in the OLD Lux.

Oh well, the customer is NEVER right, only left ... out in the cold.

TAZ

Taz, when do *you* go into the Chat?

I just went in, and NO ONE was there.

(See message header for date and time.)